Jimmy fitzsimmons

Doing the "Jimmy fitzsimmons" is yelling my name is (insert friends name here) after you do something wrong so they get in trouble

Oh shit car wreck *runs away screaming*

my name is Jimmy fitzsimmons

by Joe pinard December 3, 2018

Edmund Fitzgerald

Another term for anal sex usually while drunk.

She got so drunk last night, she finally decided to let him try the Edmund Fitzgerald.

by Jesse____ January 4, 2008

flitch

Someone with no backbone or balls. Won't stand up for themselves and knows it. Someone who acts like they might have balls sometimes but when push comes to shove they back down and hand their unused and unwrapped balls over. AKA: a pussy

I can't believe you let Jen cheat on you AGAIN! Your such a flitch.

by Mike (not a flitch) November 12, 2005

flitzenheimer

That thing, you know, when you can't remember what it is.

"Hand me that flitzenheimer."

by Heelamonster May 22, 2018

Fitzhuge

Term relating to anything extra large.

Check out his sales numbers, wow, Fitzhuge!

A hot girl after sex might say:
He was well hung, totally Fitzhuge!

by Fitzhuge February 10, 2008

Fitzwrecked

The act of being drop kicked by a large Irish man. The man must be at least six feet tall, 50% Irish, and 180 pounds.

Woman: "My brother has a cracked sternum and is coughing up blood!"
Man: "Oh my! What happened to him?"
Woman: "He was walking to his 6th hour classroom, when he was Fitzwrecked"

by Irish Werewolf August 29, 2010

filtz

to motorboat a sack of balls/testicles

I filtzed him when I was blowing him last night and he ABSOLUTELY loved it! OR

Get Filtzed!

by justtakeaguess January 3, 2011