Flabbergasted

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024

Flabbergasted

Basically when someone is too shocked to talk or to process what's happening.

person 1: BRO, I just f*cked your mom.

person 2: ... (They are flabbergasted)

by speteyboi February 12, 2022

Flabbergasted

Being flabbergasted is to be greatly surprised or astonished.

"These news has left me flabbergasted."

by purivolley January 27, 2024

Flabbergast

a true pimp that slaps the fear into hoes

I’m gonna flabbergast your face

by nak nak January 14, 2022

flabbergasted

When a guy named joey says cockwobble

Im so flabbergasted
OMG ME TOO

by anonymous August 16, 2022

Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019

Flabbergasting

When the bottom farts during doggy style.

Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm- I'm flabbergasting! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!

by Flabbergastingsohard March 13, 2024