financial independence

A situation where an individual has attained enough assets or income streams to never have to work a job for the rest of their life. This can be done through asset accumulation in real estate, business, or financial investments.

"My next door neighbor was intelligent with his money. Instead of buying fancy consumer goods, he saved his money and invested it wisely, now he is enjoying a life of financial independence."

by SlickWill June 13, 2016

fuck fiance

A fuck buddy that someone has had for so long that they are now more attached than other people in long-term relationships.

"Yeah, I guess we're getting married. But it doesn't mean anything; he's just my fuck fiance".

by monsieurlui December 20, 2006

financial cure

when one has spent all his/her money in a big city (e.g. Istanbul), she/he goes to the countryside to spend some time in his/her parent's house, working home office, gaining, and not spending money, since the food, accommodation etc. and all expenses are covered by the parents, one finally reaches the balance and covers the debts, and after that, turns back to the big city to lead the same old Bohemian life.

I am having a financial cure in my parents' house in Tekirdag for a period of fifteen days and will be back soon for the film festival.

by gamsizdansoz January 14, 2009

financial armageddon

The END! PANIC! FEAR! RUN! SCREAM! when the stock markets collapse, money loss, business breaks, suicide levels go up, a lot of businessmen jumping off tall skyscrapers,FAT CATS get killed by the dogs. Wall street in 1929 but 1000x worse. expect riots, poverty & war. It's the end of the world!! (Financial) REPENT YOUR CREDIT BILLS!!!

CNN : The finanical world has reached financial Armageddon... RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!

Poor man outside TV store : oww that used to be my job till this morning. :'(

Barack Obama : Yes! now i can steal money from the federal reserve & claim it was money lost in financial armageddon. :)

David Cameron : fuck sake! my first day after becoming in power after the election & this happens :(

Random Guy on Empire State Building : Forget that 2012 bollocks.. ITS THE END OF THE WORLD NOW MY FRIENDS!!!! REPENT!!!! *Jumps off*

Kim Jong-Il : POWER HAS CAME TO THE GLORIOUS NATION OF NORTH KOREA! THE WESTERN PIGS WILL BEG FOR NORTH KOREA GREATNESS! WE ARE VICTORIOUS! FINANCIAL ARMAEGEDDON CAME EARLY!

Aliens from space : bollocks! i wanted to invade this pity planet & there in financial armegaddon now, whats the point :(

Random guy : whats all the fuss about? :S

Hamsters : i knew this was coming. afterwards we shall rule the world! HAHAHA

by hegstar1 November 25, 2009

Financial aid steroids

The highest amount of financial aid one can receive for tuition for a private high school

"I hear Olivia's parents voted for Obama, I'm surprised she can afford to go to Kent Place School"
"She can't, she's on financial aid steroids"

by TheBoi1128 May 18, 2013

Financially anal fisted

Financial anal fisting

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time

by Karlaur September 28, 2018

fianchetto

Bishop go to b2, g2, b6, or g6 and you'll look real smart

I fianchettoed my bishop and now I look smart

by MemeLord699 December 24, 2020