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South Dakota Fire Drill

A clusterf*ck, or emergency, with very few people involved, thereby underscoring the ineptitude of one, or more, of the parties concerned. The reference to the Mount Rushmore state is, in part, due to its lack of population and large buildings, which emphasizes the relative simplicity of a theoretical fire drill in the state were it to occur.
"I swear, everyday there's a South Dakota Fire Drill with the Accounts Payable team. How can three people get so confused?"
by Muy_Picante October 6, 2025
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The Mozambique Fire Drill

The act of a group of people getting out of a car at a red light and quickly rubbing their taints on the car behind them. This is all done before the light turns green.
Me, Anto, Emmet, Jimmy, and Squally hit The Mozambique fire drill last night.
by Ana Ferrel July 29, 2023
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chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill
by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024
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