One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".
Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"
Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*
Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"
Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*
Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"
by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008
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Will: dude did you see Joseph Fafinski's post today?
Brendan: of course man, it was incredible as usual! He knows basketball.
Brendan: of course man, it was incredible as usual! He knows basketball.
by William Abbotts May 9, 2011
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Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!
Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!
by the sweatdragon May 6, 2010
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Possibly most examplified by television, which allows the viewer to witness and enjoy drama, crime, scandal, murder, sex, and a literal plethora of things they otherwise wouldn't dare enjoy because of social pressures not to "be that guy", laws enforcing the opposite, or general consumer laziness, as well as the unlikelyhood of ever being in that situation.
Because the viewer's natural curiosity is now satisfied, the "cat" of the old saying is "brought back" and can continue to be a normal, upstanding citizen.
Possibly most examplified by television, which allows the viewer to witness and enjoy drama, crime, scandal, murder, sex, and a literal plethora of things they otherwise wouldn't dare enjoy because of social pressures not to "be that guy", laws enforcing the opposite, or general consumer laziness, as well as the unlikelyhood of ever being in that situation.
Because the viewer's natural curiosity is now satisfied, the "cat" of the old saying is "brought back" and can continue to be a normal, upstanding citizen.
My friend always watches those crimedramas on TV. I think she's just fixing her cat, I bet she'd steal something if she wasn't so afraid of police.
Those old people, they're always fixing the cat by watching soaps. They've been out of the dramacircit too long to have any real scandals.
Those old people, they're always fixing the cat by watching soaps. They've been out of the dramacircit too long to have any real scandals.
by JesterM September 25, 2005
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