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Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".
Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"
by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008
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fifi bag

A plastic baggy containing a piece of raw liver or jello used for sexual self gratification. origin: prison slang
by George Bourdieu April 22, 2003
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fixing the computer

Getting walked in on while viewing porn on the computer and whacking off.
The other night, Mike inadvertently walked in on his buddy fixing the computer. It was mad gross.
by Nacho Party July 31, 2006
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fijindian

A person from Fiji who is also half Indian. This could work the other way around, a person from India could be from Fiji.
PERSON1: Hey, are you Indian?
PERSON2: Nah bro, I'm Fijindian.

Credit to Raees
by IEMK October 15, 2017
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Joseph Fafinski

the absolute best NBA writer on bleacherreport.com, if you ever need reassurance that sports journalism is still alive, read Joseph's articles.
Will: dude did you see Joseph Fafinski's post today?

Brendan: of course man, it was incredible as usual! He knows basketball.
by William Abbotts May 9, 2011
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firing up the old 50

Guy 1: Hey man why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!
by the sweatdragon May 6, 2010
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fixing the cat

"Curiosity killed the cat (but satisfaction brought her back)"; for one party to make a "safe haven" for human's natural curiosity to explore all sorts of disgusting, dangerous, devious and distructive things.
Possibly most examplified by television, which allows the viewer to witness and enjoy drama, crime, scandal, murder, sex, and a literal plethora of things they otherwise wouldn't dare enjoy because of social pressures not to "be that guy", laws enforcing the opposite, or general consumer laziness, as well as the unlikelyhood of ever being in that situation.
Because the viewer's natural curiosity is now satisfied, the "cat" of the old saying is "brought back" and can continue to be a normal, upstanding citizen.
My friend always watches those crimedramas on TV. I think she's just fixing her cat, I bet she'd steal something if she wasn't so afraid of police.
Those old people, they're always fixing the cat by watching soaps. They've been out of the dramacircit too long to have any real scandals.
by JesterM September 25, 2005
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