Fern

The badest biatch you will ever meet. Fern is fearless. She is hysterical to the point you where you are laughing so hard you fall and can’t breathe. Literally the funniest person you will ever meet. And she had a bit of a sweet tooth. Oh and also she is super sexy and will most likely become a stripper when she grows up.

I hung out with fern and we couldn’t stop laughing when we were playing dirty apples!

by baddestbiatchvanessa July 19, 2022

Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.

I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️

by the chav patter May 6, 2024

Fern

Watering hole, bar, pub

She's a great "fern" tender...
Isn't their anything you'd rather do than tend "fern"?

by Nichodoodle August 30, 2019

Fernely

Not small penis

He is a Fernely

by Eric4444 August 9, 2018

fern

massive snake with weird eyes

omg that ferns such a snake and slag

by james.rice01 November 14, 2022

Fern

70's slang-term for a prolific pubic bush.

Inclusive of all genders and identifications.
The main requirement is a crotchal region neglected from grooming for months, whereupon entire ecosystems can be formed.

Jack Rebney: "And, they fit the diverse buyer needs of a very large... fern. What's the fuckin' line, Ken?"

Zach Galifianakis: "Between two Ferns"

by midinerd September 21, 2019

Fern

Fern means fun. The word "Fern" replaces the word "Fun." It is fun but with an accent and different spelling.

Today was so fern!

by ^<^ December 5, 2018