Fecking

Something really horrible, worse the flecking (look it up).

all i can fecking think about is a giant pimple on my forehead.

by Secret guy1232321 January 18, 2009

Furking

Lurking on Facebook

I haven't had anything interesting to post lately, I've just been furking.

by kahoenurse November 16, 2009

Farking

A combination of the slang words 'fuck' and 'fart', describing the practice of combining two activities that each add their own type of satisfaction.

She loved to see just how long we could keep farking back and forth.

by Ratcheer November 28, 2006

farking

When parking costs more than the fucking ticket. (This is how they fuck you).

The tickets to the Lakers game where free, farking was $35.00.

by Panaeleous March 31, 2008

farking

The act of farting during sexual intercourse...to float an air biscuit while fucking.

Last night she was totally farking me...guess we shouldn't have had mexican.

by Michelle & Kelly February 20, 2008

Farking

The act of applying makeup while driving. Men never do this unless they crossdress, which is just wrong. Many women however are found farking.

Dom: "Dude did you see that?" Mike: "See what? That hot chick?" Zack: "That hot chick, was farking bro."

by XTreX1029 October 26, 2010

forking

Simply put: fucking. Slightly more socially acceptable in the presence of elders.

I thought we were just cuddling last night, but she couldn't wait to get to forking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005