Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018
Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018
When people, often white people, create culinary dishes that utilize random components that have no reason being mixed together
by QuestionMarks October 22, 2023
A Tall Man from Despectable Me
by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS February 02, 2024
Household Felony was an online ARG highly inspired by another ARG under the title of "Petscop"
the series focuses on our protagonist, Richard as he explores the strange game discovered by his friend Lyman and uncovering the secrets behind it.
After Episode 2, he realizes that the game is actually about him the entire time. This makes him dig even further.
In Household Funeral, a reference to Space Funeral, he goes on to discover a character named Benny and from what Richard says when meeting Benny, we can assume that Richard and Benny are enemies that are also friends/family.
In an unarchived episode, Episode 12 (i think?)
Richard has restarted the game to discover a secret area with weird mspaint guys scattered throughout the map. however one of them is quote "fuzzy lookin" and when Richard interacts with this one, the game crashes and Richard goes deaf.
about 3 months later however, the entire channel was privated. Nobody knows why and the creator Mira won't speak the fuck up about it so we're kinda left in the dark.
the series focuses on our protagonist, Richard as he explores the strange game discovered by his friend Lyman and uncovering the secrets behind it.
After Episode 2, he realizes that the game is actually about him the entire time. This makes him dig even further.
In Household Funeral, a reference to Space Funeral, he goes on to discover a character named Benny and from what Richard says when meeting Benny, we can assume that Richard and Benny are enemies that are also friends/family.
In an unarchived episode, Episode 12 (i think?)
Richard has restarted the game to discover a secret area with weird mspaint guys scattered throughout the map. however one of them is quote "fuzzy lookin" and when Richard interacts with this one, the game crashes and Richard goes deaf.
about 3 months later however, the entire channel was privated. Nobody knows why and the creator Mira won't speak the fuck up about it so we're kinda left in the dark.
by iminhellplshelpahhh June 18, 2024
Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.
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