crusty fedora

The worn out asshole of a Dutch male prostitute after a busy weekend in Amsterdam.
Did you see Remko’s Crusty Fedora? He must’ve pulled a train last night.
by Buford C Cabhash March 03, 2024
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fedora

(1) An essential piece of wardrobe for any Discord moderator, admin, or owner.
(2) The absolute worst Linux distro.
(1) hey look at that fat guy with a fedora, he must be a discord mod
(2) "I hear he likes fedora" "EWWWWW *throws up*"
by beanfrog May 06, 2022
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Fedora

God's Gift. The name Fedora means God's Gift and is of Russian origin. Fedora is a name that's been used by parents who are considering baby names for girls. Form of Theodora. Also means 'hat' in Italian.
by Nerd733 May 30, 2020
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fedora

A popular hat, which is the ugliest hat possible for someone to wear. Cancerous edgelords with no taste only wear fedoras. Top hats are good looking, stylish and cool. Fedoras are truly, and completely, just ugly.
idiot: I'm gonna wear a fedora whenever I go out into the sunlight, and claim that they're stylish and cool online.

An actual human being with a sense of style: fedoras are ugly, dumb ass. Top Hats are stylish and cool.

person in public: Holy shit, what the fuck. That kid over there is wearing a fedora with his t-shirt. What an edgelord.

*tons of people continue to stare*

idiot: Oh my god, it's working. I'm suspicious and cool.
by February 18, 2019
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Fedora-core

Basically the swingy/jazzy music. Gives listener cinema noir vibes as if they’re smoking in a dark lounge while listen to that music. For reference, listen to these songs:
Foetus - Descent into the Inferno
PIG - It Tolls for Thee (Pigbreath)
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee
hey dude let's check this fedora-core band
yeah, thank you for that reccomendation, foetus is awsome, gonna wear fedora now
by mr.fedora-core expert July 08, 2021
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San Francisco Fedora

San Francisco Fedora is the act of taking a dump on your partners head while having a threesome
Last night I hooked up with that chick and her friend from the club and gave them a San Francisco Fedora
by Sgtkeebler January 28, 2024
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San Francisco fedora

The act of defacating on a persons head during a sexual encounter so that it drapes across the forehead in the fashion of a small brimmed hat.
Can you believe Vince gave that chick a San Francisco fedora during the threesome?
by Phitsoc Cooper January 31, 2024
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