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A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.
It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.
by masterbatexter December 27, 2009
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masterbate

Masterbate.

A great way to rock oneself to sleep.
Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.

Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?

Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
by blackwaterray April 22, 2011
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Fonterbate

To "get off" on attacking and harassing someone in a chat room. To e-mail or to continuously "snert" someone in a chat room. Masturbating to the word's on a computer screen.
He sure loves to attack people who disagree with him in the chatroom. I bet he "fonterbate's" to it while he attacks them.
by Rifco March 24, 2009
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fasturbating

Like fasting, but with masturbation. Going an extended period of time without masturbating.
I've been fasturbating for over a month. I have some serious blue balls.
by johnhandoncock69420 October 17, 2015
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masterbate

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"
"Everyone likes a good masterbate."
by Greg Satin January 15, 2003
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fappsterbate

When overcome by an excessive amount of joy or accomplishment, resulting in a massive joy sensation similar to masturbation or ejaculation.
"Man, that new iPod Touch makes me wanna fappsterbate..."
by MattHax February 28, 2008
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fasturbation

rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.
im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up
by insomniacal maniac September 1, 2009
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