fraternitizing

The act of doing fraternity. Commonly used by non-fratters, the word is used to generally describe the various actions and events that fraternities take part in.

"Hey Paul, would you like to hang out on sunday?"
"Sorry Cindy, can't. I'll be fraternitizing"
"Dammit, Paul, you always do that"

by UncleBuckRodgers January 26, 2014

Fraternity Man

An insecure, narcissistic, vain, binge drinking, freeloading, chain smoking sack of shit. Has no actual desire to be educated. Generally views sex as the be-all end-all of life, and as such, fraternity "men" devote most of their time towards nailing as many drunk women/men as possible. All while wanting people to believe that they are intelligent and studious when in actuality they are anything but.

Elliot Rodger is a perfect example of a "Fraternity Man"

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016

Furternity Leave

When you take time off work to be with your new puppy

"OMG! Did you hear about Jessi? She took three weeks Furternity Leave to be with her new small batch, artisan made, non-GMO, free range, gluten free Yorkiepoo!"

by kwillhoite July 13, 2016

Fraternity of *Reow*

The founding fathers of Reow.
Those who first used Reow, and those who took Reow from its infancy to glory.
Five members in all, identified only by their first names (alphabetically): Ilkka, Mark, Nat, Pete, and Tim.

eg. Pay homage to the Fraternity of Reow, for they have brought us our glory!

by Mark Reow May 8, 2003

fraternity jerky

When a fraternity creates beef jerky in order to pay for maintenance costs. May contain semen.

Hey frosh, wanna buy some fraternity jerky? It goes to a good cause.

by a concerned citizen02 November 20, 2013

Fraternity

A secret all-male organization that is a hypocrite to their chapter and Greek ideology and principles. They are made up of people who follow the crowd to fit in, athletes, outgoing socialites, drunks, and wealthy brats. While some treat outsiders with respect, some want nothing to do with them. Their dues are high and many get in trouble. Many chapters are hazing initiates although some do not. Their public events are made to make outsiders and the school seem they are all good people but most of them are either misguided and follow the crowd or are arrogant pricks who want to feel strong or take out anger. Real fraternity events are secret and dangerous. Please avoid them completely including parties where they charge a fortune and kick you out even though they rent off-campus houses or live in designated residential housing.

Person A: Did you talk to the fraternities today?

Person B: Those fraternity brothers are hypocrites to values and do what they want and keep it a secret.

by FamilyGuyfan889 July 20, 2019

Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.

Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019