faceboink

To have sexual intercourse on one's face.

Carlotte went into the closet to get faceboinked by Todd.

by Aristarkus January 11, 2009

Facebloke

One who is constantly on, and annoying people while using facebook.

This facebloke Cody, constantly posts stupid stories on my wall.
The only thing more annoying than Gilbert Goadfrey's voice is a facebloke.
Once a facebloke, always a facebloke

by Elliot R January 3, 2008

time travel facebag

A bag put over one's face to travel through time at the speed of regular time.

"Dude, I put a time travel facebag on yesterday and when I took it off it was today!"

by CheshireBeagle December 24, 2007

facebate

When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends

There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.

by Alex Costa November 15, 2007

Facebag

You can type Facebag on a qwerty flavoured keyboard with only one hand.

"facebag"
"see I did it"

by Jeeves_Tellin_you_wat_ June 3, 2009

Facebag

The service Facebag is largely comparable to other social networking sites. Facebag claims to be one of the biggest social networks in the Balkans, Africa, and Mongolia, with reportedly about ten million members as of April 2006, mostly in the German-speaking countries of Germany, Switzerland and Austria. Currently, Facebag survives entirely on donated funds and venture capitalists, such as Persian celebrity Reva Hooman Anousheh.

Facebag sections feature topics that are pertinent to gentlemen, and of course, ladies. The sections include:

* Fashion & Lifestyle

* Fine Living

* Cars

* Health & Sports

* Dating & Love

* Car Reviews

* Sexuality

* Women

* Men

* Power & Money

* Entertainment

* Gaming

* Ladies

* Amateur hypnotism

* Poker

* Joke of the Day

* Sexy Male Official of the Day

* Cool Site of the Day

* ??????

* Profit

Contrary to popular belief implemented through a plethora of overblown media hype, Facebag does not have a under-the-table deal with networks of sweater vest enthusiasts needing servers to share photographic content of their investments.

Facebag is currently down, but expecting redeployment in the future.

"Facebag is just awesome."

"Good girls don't say no .... to Facebag"

by marina69 May 29, 2009

FaceBlocked

The action of being blocked on Facebook, usually following either a stalking, harassment, or abrasive wall-pokes.

not to be confused with faceblocked.com

Evan- "Marc, man, Jillian just faceblocked me after i said she was a dirty ho"
Marc-"ROFL thats wicked, but im too sexy to be faceblocked."

by Evanb128 February 16, 2009