epoch failure

A failure of such great magnitude that it can only be quantified in geologic time.

John: While rolling last night I tried to pull off a flying armbar but I ended up missing it and landing on my head.

Jane: Wow...Epic failure.

John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.

Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!

by Seamuskc July 13, 2018

King Faisal school

lame ass mf school

lame ass school synonym: King Faisal school

by purrfume October 8, 2019

total gogular failure

In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.

Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."

Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."

by UndeadMessenger March 20, 2009

Faisal

Meaning: Superman. Context: In any situation used to describe Superman/Clark Kent - the real life version is Faisal.

This is not an example: it's a reality.

"Look up in the sky! That's Faisal saving the world!"

by Dark Clark January 19, 2008

Faisal

Faisal is a cutie and I love him so much although he doesn't want me lol

Faisal is such a cutie boy, I luv him cuz why not!? cuz he's been always my first love even tho I may be not his first luv but Faisal is mine onlyyy!!! for me!!!! just me!!! he's my baby and nobody finna touch him or take him away from me you hoe bitches!!!!, Faisal might really not love me or need me anymore but this boy is for me onlyyyy!!!! NOT FOR HIS PIG LOOKING EX. NO!!! Faisal is for me me only!!!!! and I LUV HIMMMM VERYYYY MUCHHHH!!! even tho he doesn't know that everyday but I maybe mad at him cuz he wants his caca ex. anyways...FAISAL IF YOU'RE READING THIS I LUVVVV YOU BABY!!!!! I LUVVVV YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

by thegirlwhoyoutookherforgranted September 16, 2021

Fatsuit Comedy

A film with low brow toilet jokes and fatsuits, usually starring eddie murphy

I just saw the latest fatsuit comedy, It was LULZ

by BingleBerries May 13, 2010

faïsel

faïsel
faïsel is a handsome boy who will always be there for his friends. Besides the fact that a faïsel is super smart and talented, he is also a great lover. He will always try to be the best boyfriend and tries all day to please his girl. In life and in bed *wink, wink*
faïsel does everything for the things he loves, which mostly are nature, animals and his friends.
faïsel also has soft hands and a nice voice because he is dope.
faïsel can be very vengeful for people who hurt him or his loved ones, so never get up his ass!
faïsel also means judge in Arabic. faïsel is beauty, faïsel is strength, faïsel is power

OMG have you seen your boyfriend? He is just a faïsel!
I wish my boyfriend could be more faïsel :(
I love my best friend, he is a total faïsel!
Children, you're all talented students, but you need to be more faïsel to pass this class...

by xxBReady4Luvxx June 29, 2019