Eternity

Mostly ginger haired but a very great name she is a loyal friend...sometimes and is a very nice person and it’s the most amazing name to have.

Wag1 eternity

by Ur noncy nan December 18, 2019

Eternity

Surreal; You know if someone says this it means something is going to go wrong

Person 1: I want to be with you for eternity
Person 2: *dies suddenly*

by Duffy October 6, 2004

Otitis externa

Otitis externa (AKA 'swimmer's ear') is an inflammation of the outer ear and ear canal. The symptom is PAINNN |:

"Mike has otitis externa. He tried using earplugs but they broke in half."

by Person (: August 30, 2009

eternalsun

flaming idiot, see also "homosexual"

Accord_King is such an eternalsun!

by Bryan from Houston-Imports.com October 5, 2004

eternal dibs

you now own this item forever

"Hey man I want that girl"

"I call eternal dibs"

"Fuck"

by Dillonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn January 11, 2014

Eternal rest

One of the most hardcore kickass metal songs of all time listening to it may cause head explosion. By avenged sevenfold

Person 1: dude have you heard eternal rest yet
Person 2: no I'm afraid my head will explode

Person 3: *plays eternal rest full blast*
Persons 2 and 3: *simoutanious head explosion*

by Americanidot October 17, 2014

external examiner

Someone appointed from another institution by a university to question every little, trivial detail of an assessment or graded paper in order to justify their own hefty stipend, make lecturers' lives annoyingly miserable (thus reminding them they are still only employees) and to feign the appearance of academic quality.

Elvira: Leo the external examiner has returned your examination for review because some of the questions require commas to be added. Make sure you do this before you leave the office at 2.30pm today.

Chuck: If all Leo has to do for his money is correct my grammar, then I'd be grateful if you'd ask him to stick that examination paper up his fat arse.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010