A bitter state of jealousy that comes about when spending way more time than should be allowed in a cafe or coffee shop and the following two conditions are met: (1) all of the seats near outlets are taken and (2) your laptop battery is low.
Lauren was suffering from outlet envy while loitering at Borders one Saturday night, as her laptop battery was at 13% and she could not get a seat near an outlet.
by dj for pdubs February 28, 2010
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Where one of your guy friends is so jealous of you that he copies everything that you do. He'll wear the same clothes as you, watch the same TV as you, use the same sayings as you and act the same way. He does all of these things after saying the opposite and then doing them anyway, and claiming them as his own.
1. When did that guy start acting just like his friend? Oh, he just has Purdeyboy envy.

2. He always said he hated that TV show! I know, he only says he loves it now cause he's got Purdeyboy envy.
by Skindog June 6, 2016
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The feeling one experiences after noting the high number of comments a social networking friend receives in comparison to their own.
She seethed with comment envy everytime Elizabeth's inane status updates garnered more comments than her much more provocative ones.
by Elmo11 September 19, 2010
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With the downturn in the economy some companies are instituting a work furlough. Unpaid time off, with a guarantee to return to work. Most furloughs are 1-5 days off a month. Furlough envy is when someone is jealous of someone else's unpaid time off.
Dude, did you hear Jack's company is doing a 10 percent work furlough? Damn, that's fucking sweet. I've got a bitchin' case of furlough envy.
by bitchslapmonkey May 8, 2009
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Being a loser and envying the teams better then you especially the battlehawks
Sam poops standing up, drinks Zima,works out with shake weights all while having viper envy.
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Josh Dunn caught penis envy after assuming his friends had bigger ding-a-lings, so he bought a bigger TV.
by Mr Member February 14, 2010
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The delusonary state of mind that Mac owners are in which leads them to believe Mac is better than PC.
Clearly daskos99 has Mac Envy because daskos99's definition of the phrase has more 'vote downs' than 'vote ups'
by Der Gelb Baron October 23, 2010
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