elton john

if something is hella gay then you can just call it elton, or if someone is gay then you can do the same thing. This originated from Bryan B. who is extremely gay and considers himself a fashion critic

did you hear brian talk about that guy's pants he said "that gut is realy cute in those pants". Man Brian is so elton john

by tanner dum April 2, 2008

Elton's Sticky Pube

A rogue pube which is found in some kind of paper or magazine covering the face of a celebrity and it doesn't want to shift.

I opened up FHM this month and there was Elton's Sticky Pube covering Sadowitz.

by murdo83 July 19, 2007

Elton Jon

1. "Elton Jon" refers to the white ring of powder left around ones nostril after snorting a line of powdered drugs such as ketamine, cocaine and mephadrone.
The definition came about when a crackhead said the lind "melted elton john into a polo, what happens to the wholes in polos?".

2. Polo means the same thing.

son your elton jon is showing, fix up

by number1eltonfan October 12, 2010

Elton John

The incarnation of homosexuality itself. His outfits make the rainbow look like nothing

Have you prayed to our lord and savior Elton John today?

by Elton John cultist May 24, 2021

Elton

Male homo, like Elton John.

DId you see that dude at the Gin Blossoms concert, what an Elton.

by Ill mon May 6, 2007

elton

Someone who sings bad impressions of Elton John. They are also known as Gunoungs.

Elton: Fuck you, Barry Bonds sucked my dick.
Someone: Haha, way to miss opening day you fuckhead.
Elton: Mmmm, yes.
Elton: THIS IS YOUR SONG. (in bad tone)

by Kazan April 1, 2005

Elton

A gay and shitty singer or musician. Someone that thinks they're good at everything but isn't. A tool.

Why are you being such an Elton?

by Buffalowangs January 6, 2018