Used to describe the experience of being harassed or stalked by a certain individual known as Elmer.
by Matarayos September 26, 2023
by ultra17 October 31, 2020
A parent who always keep their child glued to their side. They never let them do anything or go anywhere.
by DAWMS September 15, 2022
Biggest Simp in the WORLD! The type of person to ditch the boys! THE DUCKING BOYS!!! For a girl. Also has a big chode!
by RickAndMortyFan202 February 28, 2020
The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.
I love me some Brandon Elmer Skidmore!
by M. T. Vanity December 20, 2024
A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue
The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart
by frogqweef July 16, 2024
The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 08, 2019