horny elk

The process of being penetrated by two well endowed gentlemen while simultaneously using your hand to pleasure the anus of another man.

Brent had his first time getting horny elk’d this weekend by the hot throuple down the block.

by RyC2002 June 24, 2023

aaron elks

pretty much hitler

aaron elks you fucking jew hater gas em all

by spankey legs December 10, 2017

Silky Elk

A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.

"His spirit animal is a silky elk" What does that even mean?

by Bgats9 September 10, 2020

Elk Pro

Elk Pro also known as Elk professional. One who’s profession is manually extracting seamen from a bull elk and artificially inseminating a cow elk.

Does anybody know where I can find an elk pro? Asking for a friend.

by Dr. Ranger December 1, 2021

Elke

Dog with one eye possibly alien

Have you seen that one eye dog? I think it’s name is elke

by Nugget master4000 March 7, 2023

Elk River Idaho

A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement

This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho

by Theidahokid October 23, 2019

black elk

a urban black male who is popular among the hipster crowd for drinking brutal beers they can't handle, leaning at high speed, and referring to part of anatomy as a chocolate torpedo.

black elk dont give a fuck

by bubblebuttman September 17, 2013