Elke

Elke …saying her name makes you feel that you are connected to something deeper and more profound. She loves with her whole heart. Nothing hurts her more than to know she has caused pain in a friend. It takes her days to recover from even the most minor transgression. She is fiercely protective of her friends and family. She loves comfort and seeks it with unabashed gusto. You will often find her ensconced in fluffy sheets and cushions etc. Do not under any circumstances think that she will forget a promise - one that you made or one that she made. She will not. She remembers everything. And she loves pizza.

Elke loves eating pizza with friends amongst her fluffy cushions and super fine bedding.

That Elke sure is hard to fool.

by Tina Marie Louise 44 November 27, 2021

Elke

Elke is the funniest person I know and her friends are so so so lucky to be friends with her. Although she often sits with weird people in maths, this is out of kindness as they don’t have any other people to sit with. Elke’s are so compassionate and overall just the best people I know. Elke is very tolerant of her annoying friends eg. Eliza. Elke’s are also known to be the jess in all situations.

Person 1 ‘Hey who’s that over there with the fat ass’ person 2 ’oh that’s just elke’

by Heiwusbsysy6866!|€{+ October 12, 2021

Elk Look

A man who has the look of someone who has been through war or tough times. He looks tanned, grizzled, experienced, with sinewy muscle, as described by Tim Kennedy referring to senior Special Forces types.

After so many combat tours, my team leader had that "Elk Look".

by Polynikes March 29, 2024

horny elk

The process of being penetrated by two well endowed gentlemen while simultaneously using your hand to pleasure the anus of another man.

Brent had his first time getting horny elk’d this weekend by the hot throuple down the block.

by RyC2002 June 24, 2023

aaron elks

pretty much hitler

aaron elks you fucking jew hater gas em all

by spankey legs December 10, 2017

Elk Grove Cover Up

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.

I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.

by Jerry “the rock” Garcia May 28, 2025

Letting The Elk Loose

Revealing an already known secret, often in a pretentious way.

Sam: "My inside source tells me President Obama has won the election".

Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".

by nothingallthatnew November 7, 2012