Eggy Dick

1. A penis that is covered in egg.
2. A penis that has been infected by the STD gonorrhea.
3. A penis that is covered in eggy poo.
4. A strong colloqualism used to insult a stupid, foolish or hated person.

You killed my fish you eggy dick!

I woke up with eggy dick this morning.

I was bored so I gave myself an eggy dick.

by bazgil123 February 3, 2009

Eggy Spaghetti

Simply just a person you really hate, someone who has betrayed your trust or is just being annoying

‘She seems nice’
‘No, she’s an eggy spaghetti’

by Smoopy123 May 15, 2019

eggbow

A hot girl that gets all of the girls because of how awesome she is.

Omg, eggbow is so fucking hot i wanna kiss her so bad lemme smooch her aaaaa

by eggbow November 21, 2021

Eggy

While meaning "irritating," "annoying," "uncomfortable," or "awkward," the word typically describes a state of being and no longer bears a direct relation to actual eggs. For philological purposes, it can be noted that all these denotations date as far back as 1982, as used in Naperville, IL, USA.

"He was extremely eggy in his response to me"; "Have you met that eggy lady?"; "I'm feeling a bit eggy today"; "The practice room was cold and eggy."

by hiscane July 21, 2008

Egyptian Eggbeater

A sexual act involving a person of the male sex's member, the mouth of a woman (typically), and one or more chicken eggs. To begin with, the man cracks the egg(s) into the woman's opened mouth. Then, he grabs his memeber with his hand, places it in the egg goop in the woman's mouth, and begins to violently flail his pecker about, beating the eggs into a fine mixture. The man may then (but does not have to) ejaculate into the woman's mouth. After that, the woman then must swallow the beaten egg(s), whether they contains semen or not.

"Hey bro! Do you watch Iron Chef with Emmerald?"
"Sometimes, but after about 10 minutes I usually get bored and end up giving my girlfriend Alex an Egyptian Eggbeater."

by Ed Denes April 3, 2008

eggy rip

A particularly bad smelling fart, which takes on the odour of rotten eggs. erived from the slang of the year 2000 yr 6s of Ingeton Middle.

My god, what an eggy rip!

by basil June 6, 2004

eggbert

some1 that possess very irritating qualities such as annoying speech impedements, hyperactiveness and has a head shaped roughly like an egg. You will usually discover the urge to beat the shit of an eggbert while they talk complete bullshit out of their eggbertius head.

Daniel Freeman
Youve got an eggbert head
shut up egglet

by robertochaun May 17, 2005