ema

to eat my assssssss hazha

come ema

by keisha candy apple October 5, 2020

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Acronym for "Education Maintanence Allowence"
In the UK, this is an allowance of £30 given to college students who have a low household income.

EMA was invented to bribe chavs into coming to college, so EMA is very often all spent quickly on cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs.

Many people lie in order to claim EMA, for instance saying you live with someone with a low income, rather than where you truthfully live.

Chav 1: "I get EMA because my parents sit around on their arses claiming dole!"

Chav 2: "The only reason I'm in college is for the money!"

Chav 3: "I registered myself living with my Grandparents so I can get EMA!"

Chav 4: "My EMA get paid in tomorrow. Shall we all get stoned?"

by GRRRRRR! February 25, 2012

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EaA means "Eat my ass" this infers that you dont care about what( the person you talking to) they do and what they are saying or if there are chatting shit then say EmA however saying the full word is more effective because of the impact and surprised the person will be after you have said that. making them traumatised. saying it in a American accent can be helpful , saying that you are saying it in a funny and that its not gay. Only UK school students will understand

"Yo conner. EAT MY ASS bro". Meaning i just dont care EmA

by Senshiweeb March 4, 2023

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