Get the dysopholate mug.The Rymo Dymo is a creature that hails from the outskirts of Glasgow. The Rymo Dymo is incredibly rare. Infact, records show, there is only one. His most distinctive characteristics are it's wee dumpy arse and it's walk, a sort of skipping mince. it has an almost magnetic attraction to any alcoholic substance.
the rymo dymo could have been described as somewhat of an elusive character in the past, due to him wearing mostly black clothing and most sightings of him, being noted to happen after dark when the dancing establishments of Glasgow (where he resides) open for business. however, more recently he could be described as being more of a rowdy creature, what with him usually feeling pretty rough after a hard night out, wearing oversized black SUN SPECS or sporting the now commonplace bright blue "ZARA MEN" zipper as his contraversial attire of choice.
probably the most amazing aspect of this creature is it's nipples. no matter what the outfit, beit a string or a steel vest their shape remain in full view.
the rymo dymo could have been described as somewhat of an elusive character in the past, due to him wearing mostly black clothing and most sightings of him, being noted to happen after dark when the dancing establishments of Glasgow (where he resides) open for business. however, more recently he could be described as being more of a rowdy creature, what with him usually feeling pretty rough after a hard night out, wearing oversized black SUN SPECS or sporting the now commonplace bright blue "ZARA MEN" zipper as his contraversial attire of choice.
probably the most amazing aspect of this creature is it's nipples. no matter what the outfit, beit a string or a steel vest their shape remain in full view.
"check the nick of you mate, you look like a pure Rymo Dymo!"
"where did you get your cardigan? Rymo Dymo's cupboard?"
"here, i can see your nipples! who do you think you are, Rymo Dymo?"
"where did you get your cardigan? Rymo Dymo's cupboard?"
"here, i can see your nipples! who do you think you are, Rymo Dymo?"
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Get the Five finger Dismount mug.It is a growing genre of literature pretty much because of the growing anxiety in the modern times that even the teenagers are affected. In this genre, teenagers struggle to live their own free ways in a very constricted, totalitarian, conservative, and sometimes post-apocalyptic world. Many of these struggles turn against them so bad that the impact greatly affects others of their same age. It has been read widely because plenty are aware of the horrible outcomes that anxiety, nowadays, may bring to us.
The main protagonists, as the word suggests, are almost entirely teenagers whose main goal, according to their nature, is to simply be free from anything. The main antagonist are their oppressors such as adults, totalitarian governments, and the society with diminished moral conducts and humanistic values. The latter is also the setting because it is the cage or the jail where teenagers longed for their freedom. The nature of this genre is violent most of the times and the content may be too obscure such as killing teenagers. In movies, they can be too disturbing to watch because of the violence set directly towards teens.
The main protagonists, as the word suggests, are almost entirely teenagers whose main goal, according to their nature, is to simply be free from anything. The main antagonist are their oppressors such as adults, totalitarian governments, and the society with diminished moral conducts and humanistic values. The latter is also the setting because it is the cage or the jail where teenagers longed for their freedom. The nature of this genre is violent most of the times and the content may be too obscure such as killing teenagers. In movies, they can be too disturbing to watch because of the violence set directly towards teens.
The Hunger Games trilogy, Insurgent, The Long Walk, Rage, Fahrenheit 451, The Giver, 1984, Lord of the Flies, Brave New World, Unwind, Battle Royale, and Human.4 are examples of Teenage Dystopia literature.
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