Dylan is a name given to the young of genetically superior sex Gods. It was used by Dinosaurs to convey a bursting of sexual energy in noise form. Legend has it that every Dylan is created by the compression of pure sexual energy from a collapsing star transubstantiated into manpecs, muscle tissue and all around testosterone fuelled alpha male. Dylan is the Phoenician term for making blood rush to the groin. A Dylan will cause all woman to engage in the mass sensation known as the super penis complex - a serious medical condition, to this day there is no cure. This may sound too hard to attribute to one man but a Dylan is no a Deity whom has transcended the realm of sexual dominance so exerts a metric fucktonne of sexual dominance onto women, in such a manner that if it wasn’t for these women releasing so many sexual endorphins to the point of an estacy like feeling that their mind would melt in awe of the Dylan’s sexual prowess. A Dylan’s structural perfection is so extreme that he exists as the cosmic entity of sodemy and the universal alpha. The Dylan humbly accepts the mantle of stainer of the bedsheets. If Dylan was a car, he would be a red convertible going from 0-60 in under a second with a big titty woman lounging on the bonnet in nothing but a leopard skin thong. It is man’s eternal plight to be more Dylan, as tribal man flexed his muscles to the sky and in return Dylan has made all sexual fantasies hegemon to the imagination of those of his name. Be more Dylan.
Man one: See that guy over there.
Man two: No I only see naked women rolling around in a ball.
Man one: Exactly that is a Dylan’s work.
Man two; Hey, my wife and mother are in there!!!
Man one: Same here, and our marriages were rock solid, it’s beautiful.
Man two: No I only see naked women rolling around in a ball.
Man one: Exactly that is a Dylan’s work.
Man two; Hey, my wife and mother are in there!!!
Man one: Same here, and our marriages were rock solid, it’s beautiful.
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Dylan is someone you would never want to let go of. If you ever come across this amazing, talented,heart stealer,handsome,charmer, loving, kind, and brave person you would not want to see him go. He is someone that will win your heart and never stop fighting for what he wants. He is an out going person and he is all of the meanings of nice in any possible way. He is someone that will be there for you through the ups and downs and twist and turns. If you ever bump into a Dylan or come across one never let them out of your grip. Have you ever fought for something you wanted so bad but for one thing he would fight for everything for you to make you even the slightest bit of happy. He will fight for what is right all the time and never give up until he is satisfied. He will pick you up when you are down and keep on lifting you up until you can reach the stars with out his help. And there is always a plot twist at the end of every Dylan there is always a story to tell about them you can even pick a bone with them. He will also be the best boyfriend you can ask for. As well as a bestfriend i don't know what I would do if I didn't have a Dylan by my side.
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