Duchess

(n) (Pn) A resident of Duke House; an almost ethereal being lending herself exclusively to the pursuit of hedonism and frivolity; one who survives exclusively on glitter, cake, nudity and statement walls.

Hey look, there goes a Duchess... I wish I could be her.

I'm setting a Duchess trap, does anyone have any cake?

Dude, the Duchesses called, they want you to pick up some ocelot food on your way home.

by Swim Ashore December 5, 2009

bubblegum duchess

a girl who is snotty, celebrity-obsessed, known to obsess over wearing 'in' clothes, boy-crazy and likes to act like they are in a Disney sitcom, except that this girl beleives herself to be a 'better person" than others. usually really into the whole "sweet valley high" thing.

girl one: I can't beleive it. Suzy Schmuzy has another boyfriend. We're only in the seventh grade!
girl two: I've been trying to tell you, she's a major bubblegum duchess.

by Amaya14 December 10, 2009

deusche

receptacle used to cleanse one's vaginal area after rough, vigorous sex.

Raquel's deusche didn't quite fit.

by Avi Mintz March 19, 2004

deusche bag

Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.

Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."

Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."

by rambo tootles December 13, 2008

Duche Nozzle

n. the aplicator on the duche bag

{with 45 "z"s}
1. someone of complete idiocy that causes aggrivation
2. a person who isnt amiable in any sense
3. a person whom you dont like in any sense
4.Dimitri (Baly's boyfriend)

N.B. the number of "z"s varies depending on the level of pissed off you are at the person

Dimitri chilled with his bitch ass friends instead of Baly, what a duche nozzle.*

*{with 45 "z"s}

by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005

Duke of Douschebagery

The Duke is a guy who is the biggest dousche bag in the world and walks around being a dousche bag to everyone.

Hey here comes the Duke of Douschebagery.

by zb12 April 30, 2006

Dutchess

any female who can roll a marijuana Dutch with amazing skill.

Look at that blunt! That girl is The Dutchess.

by melgfla May 22, 2008