An apple dumpling is performed for neither pain nor pleasure, but rather a sexual conquest that few have mastered. One must plan to perform the apple dumpling in advance in order to obtain enough nut butter for the ease of entry. The act of performing an apple dumpling involves introducing either , BUT ONLY ONE, testicle into an eager and accepting butt hole. If the proper prep is involved, it should "pop" right in. The final, some would say most important, step to ask your partner to produce enough pressure in the anal canal so that the testicle will shoot out.
Connor, a fertile sexual savant at the ripe age of 19, describes his first experience with the apple dumpling as, "Man, just the feeling of my testicle in a warm, tight, shitty, butt hole and then to suddenly have an angel shoot my ball back into reality was the last thing I expected when going to chat with Professor Ms. Kathy about my English 101 paper"
by BathroomPubicBandit May 15, 2016
by B0dizzy September 22, 2005
a form of explosive diarrhea. Can be caused by anything but has the same symptoms and consequences as normal diarrhea
Man, that asian food gave me the worst squirty dumplings I have ever had.
I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings
I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings
by bengalsfan05 September 09, 2009
1.Any unattractive, often overweight female who is usually drunk and trying to score.(see also: swamp donkey)
2.(pl:frump dumplings)The type of women I do not have sex with.
2.(pl:frump dumplings)The type of women I do not have sex with.
by Nunya Business June 17, 2004
A tuscaloosa dumpling is a twist onclassic cherokee chin strap,followed by a montgomery monkey tail,topped off with a gravey chaser.
" no one knows what a tuscaloosa dumpling is except for you aunt lil,cuz she invented it" Early cyler its a right of passage.
by erly cylers momma August 28, 2010
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