dropping timber

Having a bowel movement.

James can't come to the phone right now. He's in the loo "dropping timber". I'll tell him you called, Tootsieman. Latah!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

Call Dropping

taking a shit while talking to someone on the phone

Are you talking to me on the phone while your taking a shit?

Ya, so what I'm "Call Dropping".

by Ruben the Jewben June 25, 2009

dropping marbles

those wonderful fart noises that sound like bouncing marbles

Man, what you eat? you been dropping marbles all afternoon.

When I heard him dropping marbles I knew I wasn't alone.

by bradick October 21, 2008

Droppin a Jodi

Another way to say "taking a shit"

Wait guys, I gotta be Droppin a Jodi right about now

Fuck dude, your dog took a Jodi on my carpet

by Piss Blaster November 26, 2009

Dropping an Eggplant

The act of defecating an eggplant shaped turd. Such turds are semi-soft, but very thick and bulbous at one end and slim and tapered at the other appearing just like an eggplant. The Eggplant turd requires tremendous, initial force to push the bulbous, girthy end out but is followed by a relatively smooth evacuation of the more tapered end. Eggplant turds are most common in weekend drinkers suffering from dehydration and poor fiber intake.

After a long weekend of binge drinking, Carl woke up on Monday morning suffering from the worst stomach ache. He went to evacuate his bowels and found himself Dropping an Eggplant. After several minutes of intense puckering and release actions of his sphincter, he finally achieved release.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015

Dropping Fuckin Loads!!!

A phrase uttered by adult film start Nick Manning, typically while he ejaculates on a female's face, body, or in her mouth. The phrase gained popularity with Manning's appearances on on the Howard Stern show, where Manning would exclaim things like "Dropping loads on Eric the Midgets wheelchair" and "Dropping Loads on Artie's cupcakes",

The phrase is culturally adapted as slang for a male's orgasm, but in no way should be used among males beyond the topic of sex with random, loose, promiscuous females. The phrase should not be used among males in celebrations. Phrases such as "Salut" and "Cheers" are far more appropriate.

See those guys yelling "Droppin Fucking Loads" before they do their shots....yeah....total homos.

I dropped a load in that chick I brought back from the bar, when I came I yelled "Dropping Fuckin Loads!!!" and she cried like a baby.

by Signore Bianco July 12, 2011

dropping the groceries

when an overweight bitch is wearing a midriff shirt, or a shirt that is cut too short and her belly hangs out with "dunlap" syndrome

Oh... look at her dude, she's got rolls everywhere. She's dropping the groceries.

by Vaginasarewierd January 13, 2009