Douchealarious

Douche-bag yet hilarious.

"That was douchealarious"

by ;b September 8, 2011

Doucheapalooza

1. Any large congregation of douches. AKA Frat houses.

2. A single person who is being Douchetastic, so much so that the individual has created an entire atmosphere of douchiness.

Stevie: I banged your sister last night.

Jeff: You are doucheapalooza.

by Nig-Nag June 6, 2009

Doucheacrat

A derogatory and pretty funny name for a Democrat or a liberal. It is derived from the term douchebag and the fact that many of the things they do make them look brainless or that impede your progress of what you're doing.

That doucheacrat over there is trying to stop people from protesting abortion.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

douchewanger

A person that does something perceived as uncouth or socially unacceptable. It is especially fun to say with a German accent "douchevangah."

Sorry I'm late - some douchewanger was trying to turn left from the right turn lane.

by kaftw May 21, 2008

douchemuncher

A person that enjoys feasting on douches. Also a very gay fagesh person

person one: wow that person is a royal douchemuncher!
person two: i know right!

by Essej yrurD December 22, 2009

DoucheCanoeFuckNugget

A guy who ghosts a girl because he is “moving out of state” even thought he just wanted to get with a different girl.

You are such a DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!

Damn DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!!

by Satan333 August 1, 2019

Doucheassarrhea

(doosh-ass-ehr-ee-a), noun. Origins: Rhinebeck, NY, c. 2007.

1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.

I was trying to give myself an abortion the other night with turpentine in a turkey baster, and I got some *serious* doucheassarrhea.

by Dildhe April 7, 2008