When you're in school and the hot kid is being a jerk so you don't want to say the whole thing but you have to bring the point across
by Ha you thought June 8, 2017
Get the Douche canoemug. A word which will forever be used on 3 basic games Grand Theft Auto Online, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Its meaning is simple when being a simple Douche bag isn't enough. You have to make up a new word for the amount of scrub they are.
by The Stinky Pinky November 13, 2013
Get the Douche Canoemug. Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."
"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."
by G-Dale November 26, 2017
Get the Douche Canoemug. by ray90 November 15, 2018
Get the Douche Canoemug. by Blackhawks39 April 9, 2016
Get the Douche Canoemug. OMG he is being so obnoxious for no reason, like first he is all nice and I think we will be friends, but now he is just being a douche canoe.
by adidasDUDE August 30, 2025
Get the Douche Canoemug.