douche bag

pussy deodorant, when a person is usually persistent at something and won't give up.

guy: aye girl what's your name?
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!

by Fox audacious muncher December 22, 2008

douche bag

Spanish Translation:
bolsa de limpiador de la vagina

Pedro es una bolsa de limpiador de la vagina. (douche bag)

by bobby-land October 18, 2008

douche bag

A common way to get the attention of a friend from afar...particularly if their name happens to be Bill, Billy, Swilly or any other William derivative.

Aye look, isn't that Sweet-Willy Shane ovah der???....."HEY!!....Douuuuuuuuche Baaaaaaag!! Whhhhhhatcha doin over there? Lookin fer a little mooose caaaaack, eh??"

by Strizzzo February 3, 2005

douche bag

a person that makes them look stupid for others to laugh.

a mixture of water and vinegar put in a plastic contraption, used to cleanse a woman's vagina after her menstral cycle.

You are a really stupid douche bag.

I can't find my douche bag!!!

by Danali Marie October 11, 2003

douche bag

A statement used all the time that implies a person who talks excessively using their hands in obsessive or obscene way.

There Shannon goes again... tearin the paper. What a douche bag!

by Katie and Val December 28, 2005

douche bag

n. A gay man with curly hair.

Ben McLane is a douche bag.

by Suzie February 3, 2005

douche bag

1.A bag full of vinegar and water used to clean out a womens vagina.
2.A retard that is being a brainless idiot.

1.You are such a douche!!
2.Don't forget to clean out yourself with your douche bag.

by Home Shizzle June 16, 2007