by bobby-land October 18, 2008

A bag used to hold toiletries, primarily for traveling. It is derived from the French word for shower, douche.
When BJ went to Cleveland, Ohio, he packed his douche bag. He would need it, for it is a filthy city.
by Catechism September 7, 2007

a person that makes them look stupid for others to laugh.
a mixture of water and vinegar put in a plastic contraption, used to cleanse a woman's vagina after her menstral cycle.
a mixture of water and vinegar put in a plastic contraption, used to cleanse a woman's vagina after her menstral cycle.
by Danali Marie October 11, 2003

A common way to get the attention of a friend from afar...particularly if their name happens to be Bill, Billy, Swilly or any other William derivative.
Aye look, isn't that Sweet-Willy Shane ovah der???....."HEY!!....Douuuuuuuuche Baaaaaaag!! Whhhhhhatcha doin over there? Lookin fer a little mooose caaaaack, eh??"
by Strizzzo February 3, 2005

A statement used all the time that implies a person who talks excessively using their hands in obsessive or obscene way.
by Katie and Val December 28, 2005

1.A bag full of vinegar and water used to clean out a womens vagina.
2.A retard that is being a brainless idiot.
2.A retard that is being a brainless idiot.
by Home Shizzle June 16, 2007
