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Germ Donor

Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.
Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.
by peterbruce01 January 7, 2009
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organ-donor-ization

Verb. The process where an organization, usually a corporation, having the quality of incompetence such that executive management is forced to purchase another organization for leadership. The incompetents first donate their decision making and later their jobs as the purchased organization's management takes over often creating opportunity for formerly lowly drones to take over for the formerly "best and brightest" of the donor org.
"I can't believe Quantum Inc. bought us back in 2006". "don't worry, it will take about a year but the organ-donor-ization has already started"
by Flacido Domingo October 26, 2008
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Debby Donor

A Debby Donor is a person who donates stuff but is very unhappy about it.
"Don't be such a Debby Donor Karen, just give up that blouse!"
by JonE79 April 19, 2019
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Uter Donor

A person whom carries and births a child but has no parental characteristics.
My Uter Donor is an alcoholic, drug addict, and whore.
by FabtechLodi August 18, 2019
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egg donor

“yo my bich bianca is an egg donor, she selling her eggs all over the black market.”
by 🍒👼🏼💌🍯 February 14, 2018
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Blood donor blitz

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.
You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
by PulpFriction September 14, 2021
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DNA Donor

A father so lousy, so awful, that the only good he ever did for you was help bring you into this world by donating some sperm and DNA
Jerry: Hey Jude! Isn’t that guy over there your dad?
Jude: He ain’t no daddy. He’s my father, AKA DNA donor, AKA the worst person I’ve ever known!
by Unorthodoxy July 19, 2021
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