donkologist

one who studies donk (badonkadonk, booty, etc) and determines whether a girl has a certified donk

Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!

Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...

Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."

Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!

by doctordonk February 16, 2010

Donk

an informal alternative for 'guy', or even used to call a close friend an idiot with no offense intended.

1) donk! why didn't u tell me you were gaming
2) that donk is very studious
3) where are you donks planning to eat tonight

by tvml December 12, 2020

danko-lantern

A device used to smoke the refer. All you need is a small bucket, a sweatshirt, and some tape. You take the sweatshirt and put it over the bucket so that the bottom of the shirt goes over the hole in the bucket. Tape the bottom of the shirt to the bottom of the bucket so that when you stick your head through the shirt, your head will be in the bucket. You then get friends to blow smoke through the sleeves of the shirt, thus entering the bucket and crumping you up. Probably the greatest invention ever.

Josh was "hot-boxing" in the danko-lantern.

by Dontell August 27, 2007

donk contest

A car show in Austin, Texas which serves as one of the many vessels for Russians to launder money and sow discord in America.

Did Deykon take those Russian's money for this year's Donk Contest again?

by Paul Manafort October 10, 2018

dondon

A seemingly average kid, but can secretly be your every dream come true.

"Dondon, May may's calling!"

by squarebear May 24, 2008

STONKIE DONK

A bitch thats been played with many times and pussy smells worse then horse shit and vaginal fluid mixed and got it on with a short fried who got stinky fingers and tongue.

Alan-Dude my fingers reak that was gross!


Us-EWWWWW STONKIE DONK NUKKA FUCKA

by thesecretname February 16, 2009

donk

(n) a huge shit, sometimes big enough to clog a toilet

Bro, I just dropped a donk in your bathroom so you may want to stay out of there for the next few days.

by Jonkey May 1, 2008