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white-finned dolphin

An aquatic maneuver in which, whilst swimming under water, the swimmer pulls down their bathing suit and then surfaces only their bare ass (like a dolphin surfacing its dorsal fin) to unsuspecting fellow swimmers and beach-goers. The white-finned dolphin is ideally executed by one with the palest of asses.
"I pulled a white-finned dolphin at the beach today."
by biffrichards July 6, 2006
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Miami Dolphins

Founded in 1966 as a member of the AFL, the Dolphins established themselves as a great franchise by hiring Don Shula as coach in 1970- he would lead the team until 1995! Miami had 7 playoff berths in the 1970s, making the Super Bowl 3 straight times from 1971-73. They won 2 of these titles, taking Super Bowls VI and VII. On their way to the Super Bowl VI crown, Miami became the only team in NFL history to go undefeated at 17-0. An urban legend is that members of the '72 Dolphins celebrate a toast each year when the last undefeated team loses. Lost the Super Bowl in 1982 and picked up the legendary Dan Marino as quarterback the next season. Marino led the Dolphins to a loss in the Super Bowl in 1984 and to 10 playoff berths in his career which lasted until 1999. However, the league's all time leading passer never won a championship. Have not made the playoffs since 2001, just barely missing them in 2002 and 2003.
"The Miami Dolphins win a low scoring game against Washington. They are 17-0 and champions of the National Football League."
by Sports Info July 3, 2006
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One Eyed Angry Dolphin

When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.
Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World
by I Love French Class May 14, 2009
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my hand is a dolphin

Found in Brock Baker's parody of Rebecca Black's viral song, "Friday". It is used to describe the wavy motion of one of the kid's hands when they're driving in the car.
Person 1: *waves hand* "MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!!!!11ONEONE"
by purplechik14 April 16, 2011
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Dolphicorn

An amazing majestikal creature that is half dolphin, half unicorn. When it get's excited (Aroused) it shoots out a spell of rainbow plasma from it's horn into the depths of heaven while it ponders on, to make things unbelievably stunning in it's immortal life.
The Dolphicorn is a sacred being and must not be compared to anything else besides what it truely is, magical.
by Majestikal Dolphicorn April 4, 2009
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dolphed

when someone gets humiliated, embarrassed, beaten up, shown up, loses at something, etc.
haha i win, you got dolphed
did you see that fight, he got so dolphed
"he didn't just get dolphed did he?" "yep." "poor guy"
by dolphus Raymond December 21, 2009
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floggin the dolphin

Extreamly agressive manipulation of the penis, (Masterbation)
by jim October 29, 2003
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