dogwater

a) NOUN - A form of 'A Priori' inert, knowledge which forms the basis of all Human Understanding.

b) The Christian Belief in Original Sin.

We are all born with Dogwater on the brain which is the basis for why humans can be sooooo mischievous !!!

by Colin Goodlad December 16, 2003

Dogwater

It's exactly what it sounds like. Obviously it's used as an insult. If you don't understand it then you are also dogwater.

"I played completely dogwater in that game!"

by karlhater26 December 20, 2020

Daywalker Twat

A vampire, hailing from Romania, who can come out during the day, and is also a twat.

Adrian is a fucking daywalker twat. Stick a steak in his chest.

by Johnnyjokesalot October 3, 2006

dog walker

A person who is too much of a good listener and people automatically open up to them and cling to them like wet puppies. This is not the same thing as a baggage handler. Dog walker is a noble title that is only carried, if even unintentionally, by truly trustworthy individuals.

My boyfriend doesn't have side bitches, he's just a really good dog walker.

by Unicorn Hurl September 1, 2017

dog walker

A small joint, the right size to have a quick smoke while walking your dog. Sometimes made by rolling with two filters and then removing one of them.

"How much weed do you have left?"
"Just a tiny bit, but enough for a dog walker".

by reltihfloda August 20, 2024

Daywalker

Mitt Romney.

There was a Daywalker in the Republican Party that voted for impeachment.

by Stephen_Saint February 5, 2020

Daywalker

A redhead who is able to go into the sun without freckling or sunburning . As opposed to a nightwalker.

"Ped" Paul is a real daywalker! He was out baling hay all afternoon without a shirt, yet did not get the slightest bit sunburned.

by Jerold in Citrus Park December 14, 2020