/verb/ to get rid of someone or something that is annoying, like Dandruff.
/noun/ when given to someone or said in reference to being a gift it is a signal (or code) that they should disappear with no trace.
/noun/ when given to someone or said in reference to being a gift it is a signal (or code) that they should disappear with no trace.
"I've Desonexed all night and she still didn't get the hint. I can't seem to get rid of her!"
"Jimmy, that guy's starting to work my last nerve. I want you you give him some Desonex for me."
"Jimmy, that guy's starting to work my last nerve. I want you you give him some Desonex for me."
by Matty P. October 20, 2006
Get the Desonex mug.To make a gross miscalculation, especially anything sports related; as in John Dyson's grave mistake in interpreting the D/L score in the West Indies vs England ODI that took place on 20 March 2009 causing the W.I. to lose a match that they could have easily won.
Rishi: "Rajiv thought that the Trinidad and Tobago team had already qualified for the knockout stage so he bought a box seat ticket for the match. But they didn't make it to that round."
Shavak: "Whoa. I guessed he pulled a dyson."
Shavak: "Whoa. I guessed he pulled a dyson."
by shavies March 22, 2009
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Get the desontish mug.A girl or woman who is such a filth monger, or has not had it in ages, appears to just hoover a man's member into her without much effort.Usually a bit of a slack annie down there as it goes in like a dentist's mirror. Without touching the sides.
Dysonbabes are numbered in the many in Britain alone. Such as many, many people who I can't be bothered to name.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008
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The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.
What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one
by TheGreatJC June 12, 2012
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