Al Diver

To be looking at porn, sending it in emails to your co-workers and then get fired.

Dave: That bitch tommy Al Divered!
Joe: DAMN!!!! What a dumbf***

by ISmokeWeedInTHEGp September 25, 2011

Dumpster Diver

Someone who gets in/ around dupsters, picking up items to keep.

Guy: Hey I saw someone digging in the trash the other day.

Girl: I know; he was such a Dumpster Diver.

by Madmadness February 19, 2011

scuba diver

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.

The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.

by jasom February 12, 2004

crumb diver

Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.

I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.

by Landincash March 3, 2011

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 5, 2019

Rug diver

One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.

Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.

by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016

Mudd Diver

A person administering any sort of anal play.

> dude, did you get laid last night or what?

> oh totally!, she was a freak too, i had to become a mudd diver to please her!

by Bam 9 February 28, 2011