Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD)

noun
A sudden, catastrophic "oops moment" in IT or cybersecurity where a system decides to take an unplanned coffee break—often accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, finger-pointing, and the ritual sacrifice of a weekend to the tech gods. Usually attributed to Murphy's Law, an overconfident patch, or a rogue cable someone swore "wasn't important."

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) - "Our firewall had a Rapid Unscheduled Disablement last night. On the bright side, it was the most efficient denial-of-service attack we've ever performed on ourselves."

by Cemetri Dutler January 17, 2025

Chat disabled

I wonder why that is? Is it because you were afraid I would take the opportunity to point out the fact that Elon lied about his kid dying in his own hands? In real time. I’ll save it for later. You going to disable the chat in every live? From now on? That’s great.

Hym “Really the chat disabled? That is so boring. You’re boring. And fake. This bores me.”

by Hym Iam November 30, 2022

disabled creative

A person who is creative but rarely showcase their work or doesn't get recognition for it.

Mara: Wow I'm a creative too. I just don't show case my work often or ever talk about it 😅
Daya: Oh you're like me. A disabled creative.

by small89 February 15, 2024

disabled pus pus

it means if there’s a cat with 3 legs you say LOOK DISABLED PUS PUS

disabled pus pus on the road

by nanyeshinyesh January 12, 2021

Disabled masses

Unable to provide employment for millions of people yet becoming a entrepreneur and stating a stand is torn down by police would you prefer theft and murder that you protest and cry about.

It's just Disabled masses

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 03, 2020

Disabled masses

Unable to provide employment for millions of people yet becoming a entrepreneur and stating a stand is torn down by police would you prefer theft and murder that you protest and cry about.

It's just Disabled masses

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 03, 2020

Disable your body

This unique word means that you will potentially disable there body.

Iwill disable your body you bloody fat cunt.

by poteticman October 06, 2020