Dipshit

a "dim-witted" person that seems to know nothing, but may be hiding something. As an insult, this word could easily be in the hall-of-fame.
"Your a Dipshit"
by Shane December 14, 2003
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Dipshit

A stupid person who cannot spell or do shit like math.
English, Dipshits' computer language
People: ppl/ppul
for: 4
you: u
are: r
to/too: 2
love: luv
be: b
because: cause
any word ending in ing: in'

Sentence in dipshit: ppl luv u cause u r so nice 2 me and 4 everyone.
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
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dipshits

We are the dipshits.
by Julia December 18, 2004
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Dipshit

"I want to build a wall"..."A small loan of a million dollars"

No more to be said
He is just a Dipshit
by Bex02AussieAussieAussieOiOiOi September 24, 2016
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Captain Dipshit

1. The Captain of the Dipshits.

2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."

Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."

Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
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dipshit donald

A moniker or nickname for Donald J. Trump similar in style to some of the monikers that he has created for some of his political opponents such as "little Marco" and "lyin' Ted". This particular nickname seems to fit him well as his character and personality shares many similarities with the term dipshit.

As a point of reference, the definition of dipshit is...a despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.
Why doesn't Dipshit Donald want the public to see his tax returns?
Dipshit Donald likes to act the fool.
America doesn't want Dipshit Donald to be the next President of the United States.
by Jayden Bronx May 23, 2016
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captain dipshit

the captain of all dipshits . when all dipshits gather in ceremony to religiously practice dipshiting. shit and dip .shit and dip. he becomes the leader of the pack. when he dies next dipshit in line takes his royal place.
1) hey captain dipshit weres the meeting tonite.

2) hey captain dipshit u forgot this.
by MSN 2007 July 24, 2009
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