Danish breakfast

The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide.

One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.

It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.

This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.

On Mother's day, Asbjørn cooked Signe's eggs but served her a Danish breakfast.

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Dilisha

Dilisha is the name of a kind hearted, beautiful, and smart girl.

Have you seen Dilisha she’s literally so pretty!

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Danish Stallion

When you but a tobacco packet in your foreskin before sex. Like a Trojan horse.

Oh damn, my pussy really hurts and I have an insatiable desire for tobacco.

He probably pulled a Danish stallion on you.

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Bolivian Danish

An untoasted, un-sliced, whole bagel served with the cream cheese on top. It is customary to eat the danish in a spiral manner rather than from one edge to the other. Some proponents are said to stick their finger through the bagel “hole”, pushing excess cream cheese through.

I had a Bolivian danish for breakfast this morning

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Dirty Denis

When you get into a fight with someone, then the person you fought starts to set you on fire, realises that that’s not the best idea. So the train a pony to bite of you wiener.

You know Harry I did a Dirty Denis on him

by Dr toaster June 8, 2020

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