ding-dong shit

the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.

I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.

by joeseph:D August 29, 2010

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ding dong bitch

when one repeatedly ding dong ditches someone (a.k.a. knocking on their door furiously and then fleeing), but when one actually tries to contact the person by knocking on the door, they refuse to open the door.

Brittany won't open her door...she is being such a ding dong bitch!

by Brittany, Queen of Portugal February 18, 2009

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farang ding dong

A porn genre refering to Thai women who have received major breast augmentation surgery, courtesy of their generous boyfriends. Farang ding dong means "crazy foreigner".

The chicks on that farang ding dong site are outweighed by their own tits.

by Col. Cornholio August 27, 2006

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