Diet Coke

A drink people say is healthy, but is slowly killing them.

Honey want some diet coke with your tumors?

by Guy who works at Denny's November 25, 2019

Ordering a diet Coke

When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.

I saw a dude that was ordering a diet Coke

by Heyitsgalaxycreeper June 9, 2018

Diet Coke

A substitute for crack cocaine; gets you just as normal cocaine, but healthier.

No, I don’t do that shit, I only do Diet Coke.

by You mother is gay May 23, 2018

Diet Coke

The code word for playing poker. This word is used on high school golf trips, so that the coach doesn’t understand what you are trying to do.

Hey Colin, want some Diet Coke when we get back to the room.

by Ruthirsty June 25, 2022

Diet Coke

A diet drink with approx. the same amount of calories as a round of jizz

Yo can you pass the diet coke?

by Kyomithewolf January 5, 2020

diet coke

Coca-cola but with no sugar

The diet coke tastes mid 🙄

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025

Diet Coke

Term for someone that identifies as LGBTQ+, but is fake as fuck.

Comes off the urban term being called "Sweet" for someone that is gay or identifies in the LGBTQ+ community and comes from the fact that sweetener in Diet Coke is fake sugar.

Don't pretend to care about me and like me you diet coke.

Omg I can't stand Jeff, he is such a fake queen, he's a fucking diet coke.

Gender nonconforming example: Alex acts like they understand racial disparities but they really just trying to show face. They're a diet coke.

by Tata94$$ April 19, 2021