by Gitface June 21, 2011
Get the dickli-ass mug.One who behaves in an angry, annoying, rude, mean, or no-fun attitude, while simultaneously screwing you over in any way.
(Being a dick) + (Shafting someone) = Dickey Shafter
(Being a dick) + (Shafting someone) = Dickey Shafter
Jack - "Yesterday Marcus made me late for our double date because he took 45 minutes to shower. Once he got in the car, he kept telling me that he is going to hate the movie that we're going to see, and he was spitting insults left and right!"
Roy - "Yeah, Marcus has been such a Dickey Shafter lately"
Roy - "Yeah, Marcus has been such a Dickey Shafter lately"
by Konvickt Baller March 5, 2013
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Someone who often throws another under the bus for their own benefit. Often, this culprit makes up excuses as to why he or she screwed over the other person. This person is also a large, veiny dick.
*After an hour or two of waiting, Noah comes to the conclusion that Martin isn't coming to get Noah to drive him to the party*
*Noah decides to call Martin up*
Noah: Why didn't you get me Martin?
Morgan: Umm, I was flossing...
Noah: Yeah okay you have dentures!
Morgan: Oh... well I was taking a dump...
Noah: You're such a Dickey Shafter!
*Noah decides to call Martin up*
Noah: Why didn't you get me Martin?
Morgan: Umm, I was flossing...
Noah: Yeah okay you have dentures!
Morgan: Oh... well I was taking a dump...
Noah: You're such a Dickey Shafter!
by Krafty March 6, 2013
Get the Dickey Shafter mug.When you're lagging uncontrollably in a video game so much so that you say "I'm lagging my dick off!"
"I should have hosted this game. I'm getting major dicklag!"
"I could have easily won that game if it weren't for my serious case of dicklag."
"I could have easily won that game if it weren't for my serious case of dicklag."
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The act of having and using a penis wise and magical. With abilities to cast spells over the female gender.
The act of having and using a penis wise and magical. With abilities to cast spells over the female gender.
Bill got in an argument over his missing part of the rent, he dickledored his way out of it and now she is happily making him a sandwich.
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