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Diary of a wimpy kid

a terrible book and even worse movie about a dumbass self-centered prick of a middle school kid named Greg Hefley. The entire books are about him doing things like getting revenge on a girl who stopped him from cheating on a test, effectively insulting his supposed "friend" Rowley, and judging that people should just deal with the problems he causes. The movie is worse as the kids in it are ugly as hell and cannot act, the script is awful, and none of the jokes are funny. The only reason i know this much about the books are because my little brothers obsess over the books and want "to grow up to be like Greg hefley."
Guy 1: Hey did you read that book Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

Guy 2: I read the book and saw the movie and they both annoyed the fuck out of me
by hypsmc September 20, 2010
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DIAYO ?

A : Come with us dude!
B : Nah, I need to sleep. i am so tired
C : Meh, Sleep is for the weak
B : DIAYO ?
by MadBagong September 8, 2016
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The Bunker Diary

a fucking FULL ON book that is super confronting and super lit that EVERYONE needs to read ASAP
by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020
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diarohea

by Sunjay September 5, 2003
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diaryhha

diaryhha: puttting a bunch of yesterday's useless sh*t in a book... reference to when said act of diary entry goes haywire and the author is so completely overwhelmed by whatever experience prompted the entry that it just kept runnin and running on and on and...
"yeah, so I totally got a bad case of diaryhha after my date yesterday with todd... what a waste of time that was..."
by evil03mustang January 27, 2008
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diary surfing

the art of snooping in a colleague's Outlook diary to find out work related gossip or other sensitive personal information
Despite diary surfing all morning, Joe had not uncovered any salacious gossip

John: "I see Dave has a meeting with the boss tomorrow about that client report he messed up".

Brenda: "How did you find that out?".

John: "I was doing a spot of diary surfing over lunch".
by Dick Shonery September 30, 2014
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Diary of a Wimpy Cock

A pathetically noodley, flaccid cock, destined to disappoint
When I saw Bert’s Diary of a Wimpy Cock, I had to excuse myself and leave the apartment.
by reginald dicks May 12, 2022
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