Dense yet Flakey

Adjective: The term used to describe an unintelligent individual who atleast seems interesting but cam never follow through with plans.

Person 1: "hey maybe we should hang with John this weekend"

Person 2: " nah he's dense yet flakey"

Person 1: "oh truuu"

by 50ShadesOfPale May 23, 2015

Food desert

Neighborhood that doesn't have a neighborhood supermarket

Well a food desert can have a corner store where you can get snacks chips and cola and stuff but no supermarket.

by Sexydimma February 12, 2022

Whip Cream Desert

The act of nutting in a women's vagina during consensual sex and then eating her out immediately after.

Russell: "Dude, I love Laura, she's a freak and her favorite thing is a Whip Cream Desert."

Tommy: "You're fucking nasty to be doing that shit Russell."

Rusell: "Fuck you Tommy, you fuckin virgin."

by TheDudeMan300 April 7, 2010

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you

kim: don't "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you" me
jim: ...
kim: ...
jim: never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
kim: FU-

by SacknanaYT April 25, 2021

desert potato

When one takes his scrotum and places it above the waist band of his garment causing the skin to constrict around the testicles thus forming a desert potato.

Bill walked into kyle's room presenting the desert potato.

by Billy Dick September 16, 2007

Dense Dump

A turd so dense it sinks and disappears into the toilet.

I just took a dense dump; didn't even have to flush.

by Captain Shatton Spatapon December 2, 2013

Desert railer

An absolutely fantastic fuck. This maneuver requires you to blow dry her pussy before railing her. the dryness will provide a numbing sensation better than fucking your granny.

after performing the desert railer i was ready for round two!

by Spankedgoose March 13, 2022