Despapito

My username minus the 001, and it is what you should call your boyfriend

Ohhhhh despapito come here

by Despapito001 December 17, 2018

Despacito

"Despacito", or "Despacyeeto" comes from the alien language "eatmyasspleasedaddy", The definition of it is a fat nigger/hoe, and or if someone says it you have to T-Pose on the spot. Many have nutted in their pantaloons when they hear the word, florida citizen "Ligma espanyolisya" Says it makes him giggle with delight.

Hay faggot watch me hit that despacito.

by Despacito nigger October 13, 2018

despacito

This song teaches you how they do shit in Puerto Rico

Don't listen to him, he ain't knowing how we despacito down here.

by Slojoe May 5, 2018

despacidont

Despacidont is a word you hear when you mention,play or somehow involve despacito too much.When someone says despacidont,they want you to stop doing said action involving despacito.

Xetral_Ghik:*Plays Despacito*

Ted:Despacidont.

by Xetral_Ghik September 9, 2018

Despacito

A fun and catchy song that was popular worldwide for a reason.

Some people don't let themselves enjoy pop music, because they think everyone will respect them more if they don't like pop. No one actually is impressed, and the people who aren't afraid to like any music that's good have more fun and enjoy themselves more.

People pretend to hate Despacito because they think it makes them cooler; I would rather dance to it.

by coolgrl2 July 18, 2018

DESPACITO

SOMEONE WHO IS RETARTED AND SLOW

DYKAN DYMOND IS DESPACITO

by ur nan thiccest robloxian May 31, 2018

Despacito

A God like entity with the power to bring blessings and good fortune upon those who serve it's divine power. However, heathens who repent it's divine blessings will receive curses and famine.

Jehovah's Witness: have you met our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

Innocent Civilian: Oh, God no!! What have you done?!?

Despacito: heck you man!! Now you're all fricked!

Jehovah's Witness and Innocent Civilian: (die)

by The Official my Account August 12, 2018