Deford (town)

A small, agricultural village in the thumb of Michigan. And by agricultural, we mean meth and marijuana. Everyone in town is on hard drugs. If you get bored, you can run to the local liquor store and listen to the town floozy or drunk bitch about their life problems that are entirely their own fault. The deford country grocery literally is the only thing in deford that gives people a bit of hope. Mostly due in part because the owner has a fantastic selection of booze. The nicest building in town is the road commission warehouse, which is amazing considering the roads are complete shit. If you decide to move to deford, we can only assume you want to knock up the local bar fly and ruin your life.

I drove through deford (town) the other day and It smelled like meth and body odor.

by Fisher00 February 6, 2020

defooded-drated

When little girls (esp. those names Nicolette) are starving and are in dire need of food!

Instead of dehydrated, I’m defooded-drated. I need food!

by Nicolette’s Auntie May 26, 2020

deffo.not.elizabeth

literally the best person ever. super hawt 😍. literally words cannot describe how unbelievably perfect they are. yw elizabeth- 😮 💨 now marry me 💍💥💍💥💍💥

deffo.not.elizabeth=nerd

by axraultra July 8, 2021

Defcon Shit System

Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.

Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.

Dude, I'm currently at Defcon shit system level 3. We should probably pull over so I can shit soon.

by Tony's Pickle Jar February 28, 2023

defbock

Used to define an over zealous manager's attempts to make everything a crisis. Defbock 1, situation ok, though Defbock 10, emergency crisis meeting needed.

Oh my god! We are at Defbock 9. We must have an emergency 5 hour staff meeting to talk about this! Make sure we have food because we can't stop for lunch.

by Steve June 5, 2003

defcop

.(1)short for a definite cop (see cop).

yo that shirt is a defcop i have to have it.

by Dakota Stiles March 21, 2005

Defrost

An act which involves a person to stand near an open flame or heat source to warm a cold body part

Ex. 1

Male: Come get this D

Female: Hold on lemme defrost bae

Ex. 2 Adj

Gf: Baby I'm ready

Bf: One sec I'm defrosting your dinner

by Eastsidemike May 9, 2014