Double dog double decor dingus

When someone is being the most annoying person in the world.

“UGH! stop being a double dog double decor dingus!” Mona said aggressively towards her husband John.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

tree decoration

a racial slur against a black meaning that they can be hung on a tree

shut up you are a tree decoration!

by eat balls 21 August 3, 2020

decoration delirium

A state by which a person has decorations of several holidays up at the same time.

Wife: "Did you see Bob put up his Christmas lights?"
Husband: "Yes I noticed that he also still has the Halloween Flag flying, poor guy- he must suffer from "decoration delirium!"

by what the .... November 25, 2011

De-decorate

The act of undoing the decorating that one had spent untolled energy and countless hours on decorating may be used for any holiday that requires dragging boxes from the cellar or attic into living room and pawing through the tangled mess you left from the year before.

"Time to de-decorate the tree...not so sure the taking it outside part is happening tonight!"

by Zethrael January 10, 2012

decorated necklace

decorated necklace refers to a tattooed hand that is can be used to choke a girl for pleasure of both parties.

"i wish i had a decorated necklace like that"

by girlypopsss December 29, 2023

Decorative gourd

.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.

.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.

Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd

Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd

by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023