December 

It's national grab titties month. A break from slap and grab-ass month it's time to grab ya girlfriend titties or just ya friend. you can even grab guys titties too. why not.

Him: it's December you know what that means.
Him: what?
Him: it's grab titties month.

December by tittesislife December 8, 2019

December 

The worst thing to name your kid. The word December comes from the greek number 10 so by naming your kid this you will be cursing them to be as tall as 10 year olds. Your kid will be pretty but everybody will use them and hate them. Don't name your kid December unless you want to curse them to be forever asked if they were born in December. Especially don't name them December if that's when they were conceived. Just don't name your kid December

Person 1: look its December, god she is so short!
Person 2: wait do you think she was born in December?

December by Sttressed January 30, 2020

December 

Grab his Dick December

A month where you can grab your mans or your boy beat friends dick good luck😜

Friend1: Omdss it’s December there is nothing interesting happening

Friend2: Yes, there is, it’s Grab his dick December

Friend1: OH YESS😜😜

December by WALLAD❤️ October 1, 2020

December 

When Jesus Christ was born and we celebrate his birth.

Person 1: Are y'all ready for December?

Person 2: Yes i am very aware it's close to Christmas

December by anonymous November 30, 2020

December 

No simp december BUT theres a twist it’s only for girls

Girl: omg he’s so cute
Boy: you failed..
Girl: failed what?
Boy: NO SIMP DECEMBER!!!

December by Big beef beef December 26, 2020

December 

Straight pride month

“It’s December already”
“Yeah it’s straight pride month

December by 3647392874 December 27, 2020

December 

For the whole month of December you must log into someone else's socal media, but with the other person's concent.

Dan let me log into his account for the whole month of December.

December by 1234579 December 28, 2020