decapamemberate

a combination of decapitation, dismemberment, and castration. pretty much the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone anywhere ever.

HOLY SH*T! JOSH JUST GOT DECAPAMEMBERATED BY THAT OUT OF CONTROL TRACTOR DRIVEN BY A BLIND SCHIZOPHRENIC CLOWN JUGGLING CHAINSAWS!

by Joker043 June 19, 2010

decomposable income

Term used in the developing world that refers to salary components made up of organic matter, usually in the form of fruits or food for the purpose of tax savings.

Reghu: "Whats with all the refrigerators in the house?"
Jaya: "Its for all the extra decomposable income i've been making this year"

by 404g February 26, 2012

decapuss

A puss that is ten times bigger than the normal size

Dude you don't want that she's got a decapuss.

by A. U. Deadly-Words July 22, 2016

decamillionaire

Someone who is worth at least $10 million.

Chris is a cool guy, totally low key. He's actually a decamillionaire but you wouldn't know it.

by XYZ Its Me June 12, 2016

decapotato

Similar to hot potato, but the potato is replaced with a saw blade. The point is to decapitate the person to your right, before the person to your left decapitates you.

Tom, "Holy fuck Bill, you just decapitated Bob."
Bob, "gurgle".
Bill, "Fuck yeah I did, that is the whole point of Decapotato, now it's just me and you Tom."

by Doctor Jesus May 30, 2016

Decomposing Whale

Either a whale that is in the process of decomposing, or a Gay person lying on the group, refusing to get up.

Bob: Get up, you decomposing whale!
Gavin: NEVER!

by Popboy11 November 7, 2016

decapafuckintated

To decapitate in a glorious manner, such that the opportunity for an adjective is missed due to the magnitude of the decapitation. Decapitation in this way, is fucking severe.

That dude got decapafuckintated!

by im the twin batman January 31, 2018