John deacon

John deacon is the grooovvvvyyyy qute shy bassist of queen.He makeso me cream my pants every time he jumps around on stage

Idiot:who is that clown jumping on stage while the singer shows off his chest hair
Me:IT'S JOHN DEACON, YOU PRICK!

by Rrrooollzzx December 18, 2018

Deacon

Fat ugly child, shit at league and everything else he does. Smells like i goomba and loves to pound his hairy chest. He loves sitting in the back of the class pocket wank to teachers.

Deacon a guy who is fat as fuck

by BLACKBOBI February 18, 2019

Deacon

A small person who says is strong but is extremely weak and acts like the small dick he has. He doesn't have that many friends because he can be easily overlooked. The only way he can be noticed is if a person is smart enough to acknowledge the small importances in life. He mentions that he can beat anyone (but let's face it, a 5-feet person against a 6-8 feet person, who would you think would win.) and doesn't use his brain at all which makes him an idiot.

person: oh hey i didn't notice that small kid over there
other person: his name is Deacon apparently
person: is he still in 1st grade?
other person: probably

by CheekyScrubLord999 June 3, 2018

Deacon

The HOTTEST guy EVER, and the biggest chad, he told Newton how to invent Gravity, shakespeare how to write and Bruce Lee how to fight. Has a 13 inch cock (soft) and attracts people of all over the globe just to see his face.

"DEACON IS COMING TO NEW YORK FOR A TOUR"
"GET THE COLLEGE FUNDS!"

by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022

Deacon Jelinek

The finest of deacons. Sense of humor. Presides over a freshman religion class. Unknown relation to Jallen and Krotec.

You want to be in Deacon Jelinek's class.

by Spuds33 September 12, 2022

Deacon

Funny, Kind, Cute, Loveable, and perfect in every way. You deserve the world. I love you because of your side profile and you're funny and cool. -L

Deacon is honestly a snack and hes an amazing person

by i.have.2.favs May 29, 2022

Deacon

Deacon isn’t the smartest but he has two amazing friends in his class that never let him down and usually both start with Am in there name and has blond hair and loves cats

I’m Deacon I love cats

by anonymous March 10, 2022